Just in time for his reserved-out appearance at the UCB Friday night: An advance review of Joe Rogan’s new CD Shiny Happy Jihad.

The big news, however, is that somehow the folks at Punchline Magazine have figured out how to travel through time, seeing as the CD isn’t going to be released until April 10th! When will they finally use their powers for good? Say, traveling back to Sarajevo on June 28th, 1914 and stopping the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Not so much because it would prevent The Great War — we can all agree that more important factors such as the multi-national arms race and the escalating alliances were the main causes for the war, creating, if you will, a “powder keg” situation, the assassintion being a single spark that set the world aflame, can’t we? — but to save us from the “Who’s On First?”-esque trap we fall into when trying to discuss the band with our parents, which is oddly a weekly occurance.